30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via youbelong-amongwildflowers)

30 7 / 2014

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

(Source: shuhannazy, via youbelong-amongwildflowers)

30 7 / 2014

"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."

28 7 / 2014

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

28 7 / 2014

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via glitterandnightmares)

27 7 / 2014

NHL -  Mascots

(Source: grizby, via les-habitants)

27 7 / 2014

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

(via im-notheartless)

27 7 / 2014

(Source: the-thingswesay)

27 7 / 2014

mal-luck:

Possibly the best outtake in the universe. Ever. Of all time.

(via 60shortofmidnight)

27 7 / 2014

(via attains)

27 7 / 2014

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via drinking)